Thread: Story of Archer !!! :D

Wonderful , really nice
U SPARKED ME AMAZING !!!

o_______O My God..
Awesome drawing with a lot of detaills, I really hope someone will colour this, becouse it will look incredible ;o
About your question.. She's in a forest, so maybe she's worried becouse she saw a Fedobear coming from the darkness

Originally Posted by Modi

U SPARKED ME AMAZING !!!

Originally Posted by PuSy_WaGoN

o_______O My God..
Awesome drawing with a lot of detaills, I really hope someone will colour this, becouse it will look incredible ;o
About your question.. She's in a forest, so maybe she's worried becouse she saw a Fedobear coming from the darkness

Thx , but u answer wrong hehe

Originally Posted by TheFluffy

The Master Ninja shuriken in the tree.

SO AWESOOOMEEE DX

Ah ,ur right , i think i made it easy , maybe shuruken need small more >.<

THE STORY OF THE BIG BOOBED ARCHER

Many, many years ago, there lived a girl in the woods of one of the most northern island of an, until now, unknown country in the pacific ocean.
Her mommy and daddy werent verry rich, but they were as happy as two people together could be, they lived in a small cottage in the midwest corner of the so called oakwood.
They had lived there for quite some years now and were setteld like motherfuckers, they knew the neighbours who lived just around the biggest oak of this section of the wood, and the other neigbours who turned out te be gay, but noone really cared.
The parents had three dogs for hunting and two cats for feeding and just because they are fluffy and sweet `nd stuff, but they werent satisfied, they wanted a child that they could cherish and put on their shoulders.
After many attempts the mother finally got pregnant and they got this small, little, way too cute babygirl who made their lifes just plain perfect.
They raised their daughter with love, care and devotion, and she grew up to a very beautifull woman, long blond hair, a slim figure, white-tiger-blue eyes, beautiful, but one thing jumped out, her boobs!
Her boobs, thats quite a story to be honest, but I`ll try to stay as close to the facts as possible, They were just really big, thats the best way to make clear to you how they looked.

But as always with beautiful, big boobed women, she got lots of attention from the men in her surrounding area, the locals even put a bet who would be the first man to make love with her.
Another fact which I havent told you yet, but is also quite important to the story is that these people lived from hunting, and this was what they did alot.
The father and mother had taught the daughter to hunt like you have never seen a woman hunt before, no seriously, they went on wildernesstrips like twice a month and they all loved it.
Those trips could take up to six days if they wanted to catch a hard animal like a unicorn, which was very sheldon found in their section of the oakwood.
On these trips they learned the dauchter to use a bow and a dagger, they learned her how to download the aimhack and also stathack so she would be able to run faster if she was chasing an animal.
Her bow and dagger skills were very wellknown throughout the whole section, even the habitants from the more southern section had heard rumours about her skills, but they werent sure if these were just legend<S> or true stories.
Because of all these stories and legends and I dont know what else about her, she was called: `The Archer` or in short `archer`.

And one day, after many years, 18 to be precisely, she turned 18 and she was legally allowed to kiss a man.
Like I told you she was a hunter, but she had never experienced such horrifying huntingtrips as the ones in which she was the prey.
All the men in the section wanted her and there were written like a thousand songs about her, and her astoninshing beauty and her unnatural big boobs, which only could be natural since there wasnt a thing as sillicons yet.
When she turned 20 and the chaser and stalker had finally realised that she was out of their reach, she started looking for the man that could satisfy her needs.
And then she found him, Nemo, a man with great skills - even greater than her boobs(!) - a man with a vision, a man who had everything she wanted and he also thought it was time to love (see what I did there?).
Then, just then she finally kissed the first man of her life and she blown away by the experience of those two lips meeting eachother slightly and sometimes a bit rough, which she didnt mind at all.
It was like someone put a spell upon her, she was - how do you call it again? - in love.

After some weeks they were allready married cause Nemo didnt want to waste her love to time or to another man.

They marrige was fine untill the moment that this nasty, old, but very overpowered man came along, Ashbringer!
On first sight he was this beautifull young lady who had a rich daddy, but when you came closer she has some problems, and even closer she turned out to be a fifty year old man.
He came saw and concurred, atleast thats what he thought.
He went straight to the big boobed archer and kissed her.
She was shocked, the only man she had only kissed one man in her whole life, the man she loved, the man she was married with.
What should she do? she Had no clue whatsoever what she had to do.

Out of a sudden the old man ran to the local bar and shouted out loud: `I kissed The Archer!`
All the men, and also some women, in the bar went crazy like shit, someone else than Nemo had kissed archer, they had a chance again!
They all stood up and ran to archer, who still was thinking what she had to do since she was very beautifull and stuff but not very smart, no one can be perfect you know.

When she saw the hurd of men and some women like I said before, runnign towards here, she took her bow and jumped on her horse.
She shot a few men, and one woman, but than she noticed that she wouldnt be able to make it with some many people runnig towards her.
She started to kick her horse on his buttom so he would run.
They ran into the forest, she was scared, a bit flattert tho, and still didnt know what to do, so she jsut looked back.

And this is where the story ends.

omg MaciGurd . really nice story XD ....but why u make me on it ..?!!

Youre `The Architect` of the flashback, you had to be in it, as a sidecharacter tho..